Pluto Speaks Out (Foolish Edition)

Earlier this morning a cosmic rift was sensed in the surface of former planet, Pluto. The rift was detected and measured by NASA scientists who then released a statement entitled “Pluto’s Message,” as it is believed the rift was Pluto speaking from the core. The message is as follows: Humans are the only animals capable […]

2024 March Madness Upset Update

It’s that time of year again. College sports fans try to make their perfect bracket and predict the outcome of the NCAA men’s basketball tournament, only for their perfect plan to inevitably fail. This first round of March Madness was no different, as there were a ton of upsets that nobody expected in the first […]

SGA To Hold Outreach Event Ahead of Elections

The Student Government Association (SGA) will be hosting a meet and greet in the lead-up to the governing body’s annual elections. The event is to be held on April 1 from 6:00-9:00 p.m. in Burnell Hall room 132A. Students will have the opportunity to meet some of the candidates on the ballot and ask them […]

PC Drag Show: A Sickening Success

The drag show is my favorite Program Council (PC) event every year, and this spring was no different. This year there were three local queens, and all of them were phenomenal. Returning to the BSU stage was Candace Persuasian (she/her), a trans activist and drag queen you may recognize from the viral video of her […]

HerStory: A Celebration of Women at BSU

March is Women’s History Month, a time dedicated to celebrating all women, both past and present, and their accomplishments everywhere. To celebrate, BSU hosted HERStory, an evening focused on Women’s Wellness for alumna, students who identify as women, BSU employees, and friends of BSU. The Bridgewater Alumni Association and the Career Services & Internship Office […]

Dune: Part Two Is Fantastic

Like an oasis among the dunes, Dune: Part 2 shines brightly amongst the sea of releases in March. Our generation’s Empire Strikes Back has finally come with the release of this film; a sequel that improves greatly upon it’s original in nearly every sense. Denis Villenueve (he/him) has put his heart and soul into this film, […]

Dune: Part Two is a Masterpiece

Dune: Part Two might be the best film of 2024.  Not many films have come out this year, and most have been awful (Madame Web, Megamind 2, Argyle, Mean Girls), but this film was so good, I’m ready to see that 2024 has been on par with 2023.  This film flawlessly picks up where the […]

Boston Bruins 2024 Trade Deadline Review

Following a particularly rough February for the Boston Bruins, who lost 8 of 12 in the month, they were expected to make a splash before the NHL’s March 8 trade deadline. However, the team, for the first time in years, stood pat. Ahead of the deadline, many rumors were afoot, concerning a potential jolt the […]