I tested this for myself to see if this could be true. I put six issues to the test, embracing the Force in society, trade deals under the pressure of the enemy, making clones for war, blame for if a democracy were to fall, power of the leader, or our priorities if someone important to […]

For those who are curious, the hunt for former Beatle Paul McCartney is on! The superstar has not been seen in months. For those who are not aware, there was a rumor back in the 1960s that he had died and was replaced with a look alike. The rumor persisted into 1967. Supposedly, the Beatles sent […]

Members of the International Mathematical Union (IMU) made the executive decision on April 1st, 2024 to adopt the Swedish form of the slope-intercept formula, y=kx+m, for countries throughout the world. The Swedish slope-intercept formula has been in use since the 1840s. It is derived from the word “riktningscoefficient,” which means “direction coefficient.” In this formula, […]

Tickets are unable to be found for springs biggest film Ryan Gosling stars alongside Zendaya in a romantic slasher film where they play a serial killer couple out to see who has the most kills “This has been one my favorite films to star in,” said Gosling last week, “Best one since Barbie definitely” The […]

When the students of Bridgewater State University woke up last week little did they know a case of food poisoning would change their lives forever.  It was just like any other day on campus. Tired students dragging themselves to class first thing in the morning. With large hordes of students moving from east campus to […]

Just look at those robots delivering food across campus. They seem to drive so peacefully without a care in the world. Suddenly, the bot turns around and charges right for you. It looks like it will be the end, but the robot seems to come to a dead stop a mere few inches away from […]

Well if there’s one thing I know about March Madness it’s that it’s definitely about basketball, a sport I know a ton about. I understand that sports nowadays are just immersive theater for straight men, but this year’s basketball competition was a little overboard! After a quick bop to the top of the bracket, Mouhamed […]

We all know what the Super Bowl is, right??? It’s the annual NFL game that determines the very best of the league from that particular season, and the fan atmosphere and the commercials are what make it the juggernaut that it is. We all seen the best teams duke it out in the Super Bowl, […]

For all you people at BSU, I wanted to dedicate this one for you. Not like you’d see it anyways. Do any of y’all even read the paper?  I mean, I guess I’m not expecting you all to wake up at the ass crack of dawn just to read the paper with a cup of […]

While some might say it’s incredibly early to be predicting the next Academy Awards winners when this year’s show just happened, but I think this time around it’s a special case. The 96th annual Academy Awards, once again hosted by “comedian” Jimmy Kimmel (He/Him), will be unlike any other because it’ll be graced with the presence of Madame Web. […]