Calorie Counts: A 100 Word Rant

Ah, going out to eat. One of America’s favorite pastimes. It’s all fun and games until you open the menu to find that they took the initiative of putting the calorie count next to every single dish. Seriously, guys?! I came out here to have a good time but I’m honestly having anything but that now. I was perfectly okay with not knowing that the meal I was going to order clocked in at 1,000 calories too many. I mean, come on. Why in the world does a SALAD have that many calories?! I’m looking at you, Cheesecake Factory. 

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

Related

God Called, and He Told Us to Chill

I’ve never been great at small talk, but I’m going to give it a try: Some weather we’ve been having, huh? First, a 4.8 magnitude earthquake shook New England last Friday morning. Then on Monday, a total solar eclipse passed over the region, the last we’ll see (unless you forgot your eclipse glasses—protect your retinas!) […]

Ode to the Campus Bikers

A few days ago I sat with my friends in University Park, waiting for the solar eclipse to (somewhat) knock my socks off, when all of a sudden there they were. We all know them. That group of middle school kids that ride around campus on their bikes, acting all tough with their wheelies.  I […]