Calorie Counts: A 100 Word Rant

Ah, going out to eat. One of America’s favorite pastimes. It’s all fun and games until you open the menu to find that they took the initiative of putting the calorie count next to every single dish. Seriously, guys?! I came out here to have a good time but I’m honestly having anything but that now. I was perfectly okay with not knowing that the meal I was going to order clocked in at 1,000 calories too many. I mean, come on. Why in the world does a SALAD have that many calories?! I’m looking at you, Cheesecake Factory. 

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